It’s your Sex-in-the-City-style brunch the morning after a date, and you’re pouring out the details faster than the mimosas. Your date was handsome, funny and cute and everything seemed to go smoothly, but at the end of the night he simply said, “I’ll keep in touch.” Your heart sank.

“What’s up with the ‘I’ll call you’ routine?” you ask your friends.

Let’s be honest; you know their responses already: